i may have sarah come do a press conference

A rough outline of my day so far:

8am: Any baby?
8:10: How's your wife?
8:12: Is there a baby?
8:16: Where's the baby?
8:20: Donut.
8:24: I hear you're having a baby?
8:24: No it just looks like it.
8:26: What's the latest with the baby?
8:26: Yes, very blessed. Thank you.
8:26: And lucky, yes, very.
8:27: Ready for the baby?
8:28: Any names yet for the baby?
8:29: BABY!
8:31: Pee.
8:32: Yah, a lot of diapers.
8:34: Let's talk about your wife's biology.
8:35: Girls carry lower.
8:36: Boys have a faster pulse.
8:36: Then it must be a girl.
8:36: Something about someone's uterus.
8:37: My daughter had to adopt.
8:37: I know, we're lucky.
8:37: yes, very, very lucky.
8:38: Wow, very cute, Chinese?
8:39: I don't know, I'll ask if she has heartburn.
8:40: Yah, we're very excited.
8:40: No, I am excited, probably just sound tired.
8:40: No, really, we're very excited.
8:41: I didn't know that about sperm.
8:42: I know...we're very lucky.
8:42: I guess she feels OK.
8:43: Log on to computer.
8:45: "Just a quick email to see if you've had a baby!"
8:45: "No, but there's a lady in my office who has a bent uterus."
8:47: "I know. Just being funny. But, yes, we're very lucky."